So my girlfriend's been in Florida since Friday, coming back as we speak, but she won't get back here until 4am-ish, and I won't get to see her until Wednesday.

But what have I been doing in her absence?

Well, I uh, kind of found a crappy quality version of a 70's "erotic musical" adaptation of Alice in Wonderland.

I admit, I laughed at the line, "we had a towel once, but it was taken from us by a hotel," and I kind of also laughed at the shot of Humpty Dumpty, sitting proudly on the wall, big shit-eating grin on his face, holding his newly-erect penis, falling backwards and just hearing the crashing noise his landing made. But still, most of it was just...bad.

And then I saw the photos from Tim Burton's upcoming Alice in Wonderland remake/sequel/thing.

I'm starting to think the porn was better, even if Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum were incestuous and the costumes horrible. Hell, maybe I'll get it on DVD!

"She got his dingaling up! His dingaling up!"

...Okay, so I also watched El Topo again, documentaries on the making of the original King Kong and Merian C. Cooper himself, Matango, I've been playing a lot of Mother 3, and there's probably some other stuff in there too...

But yeah. Alice In Wonderland as a musical porn. The bar has been raised, and I don't think Tim Burton can live up to it.